By staff writer D. Trejo
Seems that the same day federal authorities backed down on evicting La Bufadora merchants, they were patrolling Punta Banda neighborhoods for undocumented aliens, aka gringos. It is a well known fact that many in this area don’t possess the proper, if any, Mexican visa for residing here.
Federales must have a quota to fill today. And as the Feds were in the area anyway…
Hundreds of gringos flocked to the new machete vendor in Campo La Jolla, Punta Banda for these shiney tools, aka Visas Emergencias. Log and gasoline sales were also brisk.
The local bulletin board was filled with questions about machete sharpening services in the area.